My "To Don't" List

My "to do" list changes daily, but my "to don't" list is pretty constant. If you say I'm pessimistic for having a "to don't" list...well, ok then.
To Don't List:
-move up north...as in past Texarkana
-re-set all the clocks immediately after the power comes back on after an outage...wait at least an hour
-ice fish
-camp (as in tent camp) in the snowy wilderness
-give up electricity for a simpler way of life
-join the Polar Bear Club
-collect bobblehead dolls
-be on TV
-drive a 4-door car...I'll stick with SUV's and sports cars, thanks.
-park in the front spaces of the parking lot
-live in a big, metropolitan city (lesson learned)
-buy an entire matching furniture set (mix & match of antiques and new, please).
-do-it-yourself remodel projects (live, learn, put it on a different list)