Don't You Hate it When...

*You lose your car in the parking lot and have to be that person walking around clicking the lock button to find your car

*You finally see another episode of a show you always want to watch but can't, and it's a re-run of the first (and only) episode you've ever seen

*You can't decide if they are a "he" or a "she"

*You park in the back of an empty parking lot expecting to come back to your car and easily pull through and leave, but someone picks the spot in front of you out of all the other empty spots to park in

*Your GPS doesn't recognize an address because the street is so new or the location is so remote...now you are so lost

*You are trying to walk to your car in a parking lot un-noticed, but the local news camera pounces on you anyway for an interview

*The electricity goes out in the middle of the night long enough to run down the back-up battery on your alarm clock; therefore, you are late for life the next day

*You realize there is something floating in your Communion cup after picking it up, so it's too late to put it back and pick another

*There is a strange little boy (I've never seen little girls do this) looking/crawling under your stall in a public restroom

*You wear the same thing twice in the same week...and to top it off, someone calls you out on it

*You make eye contact and now it's too late to duck and run

*Your dog outsmarts you

*You get really excited about things only 11 year olds should care about

*You accidently wear two different styles of flip flops, but thought they matched because they are the same color

*The neighbors see you check your mailbox 3 times in one day because you keep forgetting you checked it earlier (and actually got the mail)

*You have no idea someone took an awful picture of you and it ends up on the front page of the local paper the next day

*You make an appointment and forget the exact time and date in the 5 minutes after hanging up and finally finding something to write on

*You laugh at the most inappropriate times...like when meeting someone for the first time who you've already heard lots about, funerals, weddings...

*You talk about the people on The Hills like you really know them in all seriousness

*You have to perform minor surgery on your hairspray nozzle with a bobbypin to make it work

And finally....don't you hate it when your head gets stuck in a yogurt cup like this little guy....